As I trudged out of the black hole that is my dorm
room after a wild Saturday night, I grudgingly grabbed my laundry and
eco-friendly detergent in the hopes of doing something productive in what will
be a lazy, hung-over day. Once leaving my suite, I am first blinded by the
sunlight until my eyes to my surroundings. And what surroundings those are; the
door clicks shut behind me just in time for me to notice a girl recycling what
is unmistakably two handles of Jose Cuervo from the night before. After giving
her a quizzical look, she shrugs and replies “What? You can recycle Cuervo too!”…..
Hey
y’all, Project Green here and while we learn about new and interesting ways to
go green, there is one thing that Cuervo girl taught me, and that is about the
oddities of recycling. When we think of recycling, we think of paper, plastic,
and certain metals. But, do we ever think of the random things we can recycle,
like dentures for example? Ok, well maybe dentures isn’t the best example for
college students, so instead we propose to make a list entitled “Odd Recycling
a la Elon” so that Phoenix’ across our campus, or any campus for that matter
can be made aware of the things we can do to reduce, reuse, and recycle (R, R,
& R). So here goes nothing:
“Odd
Recycling a la Elon”:
1. Clothing: Let’s
face it y’all, college is tough on our bodies, and what covers our bodies? Our
clothing. I’m talking about the usual wear and tear multiplied times two. So
after all your clothes become ripped, torn, beer-stained, BBQ-stained, and
sweat-stained, recycle them in some form or another! You can try making pillows
or quilts our of old clothes by cutting the soiled parts and using what good pieces
are left. Or if you’re not the crafting type, donate them or give them to a
family in need, you never know; what is one persons trash may be another person’s
treasure. Also keep in mind that just because an article has a hole or a stain
on it, doesn’t mean its trash! Mend it, or oxy-clean that stain right out and
make it good as new (hence the second R, in R, R, &R).
2. Cardboard
Boxes: Got a care package from mommy or daddy? Try reusing them for storage
purposes or saving it for packing at the end of the school year. None of the
above option fit your need? Recycle it (in the paper goods container, of
course).
3. Ink
Cartridges: Drop them off at a local office supplies store such as Staples
or Office Maz and you’re likely to receive a discount off your next purchase.
4. Beer Cans
& Glass Alcohol Handles: Take a leaf out of Cuervo girls book and make
your after party greener than ever before.
5. Cellphones:
Broke your phone at that killer frat party last night and have to replace
it now? As one of our team bloggers previously stated, you can recycle your old
and broken phones by returning them to an electronics or cell phone network
store and oftentimes receive a discount when purchasing your next mobile
device.
So that’s
all for now folks, until we meet again keep in mind the oddities or random
objects you can R, R, & R. Toothbrushes, mouthwash bottles, salad
containers from colonnades, wrapping paper, and aluminum foil are all starters.
Reduce, reuse, and recycle to help make our Elon University, community, and
world a greener place! Thanks for reading and hope to see y’all back in Greener
Days.
wow this is GREAT .. funny but actually reasonably serious.. keep at it .. people need to realize that the teenagers in cairo do a better job of recycling than college students. What is up with THAT .
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